9 months paper pregnant!

As I looked at the calender (and counted on my fingers), I realized it is nine months today since we have been on the list. I guess that means I get to eat cookies today to celebrate :) You see, I'm trying to gain some weight so you can tell I'm pregnant. That's my story that I'm sticking to...

Here is a funny picture I found:

It says "Oh, I'm sorry...You couldn't adopt?"